
EXT. A Manhattan street. GEORGE and JERRY are walking home.
JERRY: My god, it’s freezing out here!
GEORGE: Hey, what happened to your sweater?
JERRY: Kelly borrowed it! And then lost it!
GEORGE: She can’t find a bright red sweater?
JERRY: I know! And she works for a search engine!
INT. Jerry’s apartment.
GEORGE walks in, out of breath.
ELAINE: Where were you? Our brunch reservation was 15 minutes ago!
GEORGE: I’m sorry, I’m sorry! I had to… practice.
ELAINE: Practice what?
JERRY: His sense of direction.
JERRY smiles smugly.
JERRY: He’s training himself not to use a GPS because he told Adriana that he “never needs a map” to get around Manhattan.
GEORGE: We were walking home after our first date. I was trying to impress her, OK?
ELAINE: George, getting around Manhattan without a map isn’t that impressive.
GEORGE: She’s not from around here, alright? Don’t ruin this for me, Elaine!
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