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March 10, 2025

Jerry dates a Google engineer; she continually borrows his stuff and can’t find it afterwards. George lies to a date about never needing to use a map to navigate the city. Kramer claims to have bought a “self-driving vehicle”, but is later spotted riding a horse. – April 15, 2023 at 05:07AM

EXT. A Manhattan street. GEORGE and JERRY are walking home.

JERRY: My god, it’s freezing out here!

GEORGE: Hey, what happened to your sweater?

JERRY: Kelly borrowed it! And then lost it!

GEORGE: She can’t find a bright red sweater?

JERRY: I know! And she works for a search engine!


INT. Jerry’s apartment.

GEORGE walks in, out of breath.

ELAINE: Where were you? Our brunch reservation was 15 minutes ago!

GEORGE: I’m sorry, I’m sorry! I had to… practice.

ELAINE: Practice what?

JERRY: His sense of direction.

JERRY smiles smugly.

JERRY: He’s training himself not to use a GPS because he told Adriana that he “never needs a map” to get around Manhattan.

GEORGE: We were walking home after our first date. I was trying to impress her, OK?

ELAINE: George, getting around Manhattan without a map isn’t that impressive.

GEORGE: She’s not from around here, alright? Don’t ruin this for me, Elaine!

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