So here we are; One thousand subs. Let’s hope it was all worth it.

To celebrate this milestone, I present to you all for your printing pleasure; Bob Naergling, Herald of Spikey Dicks!

Bob was just a simple chaos spawn. He loved slurping down his favourite treat with great gusto as a token gesture to the powers he was subservient to. When he wasn’t busy defecating all over things he knew nothing about, he thoroughly enjoyed making inaccurate and sweeping statements to rile up the followers of his masters, all for those sweet, sweet affiliate marketing credits and little plastic men he derived great pleasure from inserting into his various folds and crevices.

Bob thought he was a clever boy. After years of lies, brown-nosing and bullshit, Bob had effectively become worse than the Daily Mail.

One day, during a particularly bad outbreak of one of the Plague God’s contagions, Bob decided he wanted to try something new. After digging through his pile of fecal covered papers, he had a moment of clarity; “I should turn my stubby little fingers to manufacturing my own awesome shit at home!” he pondered wistfully to himself. “Perhaps I was wrong to judge something I know precisely zero about?”

With that, he began smearing his filthy extremities over every STC he could find in the hopes that he could find a new vertical to exploit for those sweet, sweet bait clicks. Whilst it is not known to many what happened after that, many assume his attempts lead to yet another failure.

So here’s to you, Bob, you fucking cretin. May your feculent, ignorant grace be praised across the galaxy for millennia to come.

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Copyright infringement is definitely intended. Parts are created freehand in 3d modeling software, no copyrighted product had been scanned or copied in any way. These models are for personal use as proxies and should never be sold but if you do sell them, I’ll take a 66% commission after material costs. I’ll also give you a high-five for finding someone stupid enough to buy this piece of garbage.

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