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#42 – Wisp

The whole idea started with Wisp – who would have guessed. First i thought it would be a tie between her and Ember since there both are flaming hot girls. However i put Wisp slightly above Ember since she is, more or less a ghost, an etherial beeing – which means she doesnt have a body to grow hair on the first place.

#40 & #41 – Ember and Harrow

Harrow was kinda difficult, ive debated quite a while over him – on the one hand he is something like a priest who strictly shaves himself (haven’t seen much priests pubes in my life) on the other hand since Rell gave up his body – he is like Wisp, incapable of growing hair to begin with.

This one is easy. Ember is THE fire girl; she surrounds herself with fire to burn enemys and her pubic hair away – making her completly hairless.

#39 – Garuda

This blood fetishist always takes the opportunity to shave her entire body (and pubes) to the point of which they bleed.

#37 & #38 – Volt and Gauss

Since both are fast frames, both should have a streamlined form of pubic hair to reduce the friction^{does a frame wear pants?}. However to gain advantage in a race one will perhaps shave them of to be as aerodynamic as possible.

#36 – Nezha

Nezha is also a fast frame which first puts HIM near Volt and Gauss however, he is also known for his survivability. This puts him just blow the previous mentioned, because he most defently doesnt have time to shave his pubes, while saving others.

#35 – Nekros

This might be a little bit controversal but it is still my opinion. I think daddy death isn’t quite shaved down there. Dont get me wrong, i dont think that there are a lot of pubes to begin with since they mosly die in the process of growing – however due his ability of summon shadows of the dead, he will most likely summons some from time to time.

#34 – Banshee

A stealty and silent frame. Her body and her pubes are prefectly trimmed to reduce every sound – making her a completly silent. Due to her knowledge of beeing perfectly shaved she also pinpoints our enemys weakpoints. She is also that kind of frame which wails loudly if she sees a Frame with pubes like #8 and below.

#32 & #33- Mag and Nova

Mags pubes are like her impact in game – not relevant a standart to norm every frame in this list. However i imagine her quite shaved due her adolescent appreance.

Nova is a quite difficult pick. However i put her in this spot, because she can manipulate her growth speed – when putting atleast 145 Power Strengh on her she slows the growth down upto 75% meaning she most likely dosent want pubes to begin with.

#31 – Ivara

Beeing a stealty frame, she is mostly invisible when farming intrisics affinity; almost nobody knows how her pubic hair looks like. But due to first-hand information, i have seen shes also quite shaved to impress the male stealth frames.

#29 & #30 – Loki and Ash

Quite a hard decision between the two Male stealh frames, however i valued Ash over Loki since he, due to his ninja codex, is obligated to have nice trimmed pubic hairs.

Loki is a trickster, which means he has no to little pubic hair, but when he is in the mood he goes full jungle biom – but still he tries to impress other stealth frames, which means he most likely has also a nice trimmed area (most of the time).

#28 – Zephyr

Birds have feathers, but it is still quite fethery down there.

#27 – Hildryn

I imagine Hildryn to have some sort of millitary or bodybuilder background. This includes some form of self-discipline – keeping her pubes firm and proper to sustain good in battlefield or in a changing room in your local Gym.

#26 – Excalibur (Umbra)

Excalibur is the fan favorite due him beeing everyones starter frame of choice. While not directly stated in-game lore entries he defenatly has sex on the daily basis. Having so many sexy skins to equip he is most defently the Barney Stinson of this game. While this is true he has a nice and clean pubic area, not too long and not to short – a fan favorite hairstyle and even the developers put a live replica of him in the studio because of it.

#25 – Octavia

As a musican shes always prepared for some spontanious music gigs, thats why she has always has nicely groomed pubic area. But when meet in the rare instances, in which she isn’t, she crouches out with her 3, leaving you alone like the registerd loser you are.

#23 & #24 – Mirage and Nyx

Elegant, sophisticated and a nice lengh – nice. Thats what they told me even though im not quite sure about it since my head hurts. Those are 2 (mind-)manipulative frames, never showed anyone their pubic area, which makes their pubes are more protected secret, than the wig of Donald Trump.

#22 – Revenant

Sleek and elegant, spiked with some sentient energy to appeal some Eidolon Hunters. His kinda shortly groomed pubic area also help him to reduce any friction when spinning like a Beyblade.

#21 – Equinox

Since this frame is all about duality i imagine them having in one form a elegant pubic area and in the other form some messed up one. But why spot #21? Simple its in the middle of the 42 frames – perfectly balanced as all things should be.

#20 – Limbo

Well he most likely appears to be a stage magican and we all know how their pubes are.

#19 – Mesa

Nice pubes even through she shaves them with her guns – what a maniac. But to her defense, she uses auto-aim to shoot them off.

#17 & #18 – Vauban and Trinity

Those 2 where hard to seperate. Trinity has an amazingly groomed pubic area because if she cuts slightly wrong she uses her blessing to restore their initial leght.

Vauban on the other hand, can trow out Rollers while he cuts his pubes in perfect condition – some might say that his rework also affectet his pubic hair to get it to this amazing state.

#15 – Inaros

There are many things to hurt this frame but none to kill him. This simple rule also applies to his pubes. Those have some amazingly regenerative abilities which makes them easy to cut but difficult to substain a certain lengh. Also his pubes are all swirly due to him always spamming his 3.

#16 – Wukong

This chimp has some medium lengh pubes. Nicely trimmed to match the lengh of his fur. However Hygene isnt his strengh – he mostly scratches his pubic area and sniffs on his fingers, due to its smell he falls of a brach making him a vial hit on YouTube.

#14 – Khora

This crazy cat lady likes her pubes like her Kavat – hairy and well groomed even if she has to do it herself. Personal hygene while exessive grooming is very important to her.

#13 – Gara

She shatters every mirror she comes in contact with, so shaving might be a problem down there. However her Glassstorm naturally ‘trims’ her pubes in an awful way. Furthermore her lengh is determined by her beeing a Thai – have you seen her codpiece?

#12 – Baruuk

This peacefull frame never harms anyone. His pubes are grown and trimmed the free-spirit way, also he has dreadlocks down there – change my mind.

#11 – Titania

The fairy of this game. Due to her love to nature she doesnt shave her pubes, but she still hasnt much pubics compared to the fairy king.

#10 – Chroma

Chroma is a Dragon Warrior through and through, but im setting him higher in this list since his pubes (like himself) have to be damaged to become even more stronger.

#9 – Grendel

He eats all the time so there is no time to shave and having some pubes makes him fall softer when he is in his Pulverize ability. That ability also prevents him from going further because there is always some loss of hair when he rolls downhill due to wear and tear (there isnt any slider for him).

#7 & #8 – Rhino and Atlas

Both frames are devoted to get stronger and tougher. I dont think that due to their wild natures they have good grooming habits. Also have you seen Rhinos bulge?

#6 – Saryn

Its common knowledge that she has dense and contagious pubes. She does not only spread her Spores at enemys. She most likely infects friendly frames with her Spores, when she isnt carefull enough.

#5 – Hydroid

Hydroid is a pirate, those where notorious for their unshaved, unwashed, wild and dense pubes.

#4 – Nidus

I dont even wanna know how the situation is down there. But i think that due his infested origin that his pubes are quite long and dense and with a lot of little maggots to keep them clean. This ability makes him immune to all kinds of STDs diseases.

#3 – Valkyr

This bich crazy. I dont think she ever cared for her pubes while on her rampage. Thats the reason why there all fuzzy and there isnt any Hygiene down there – maybe thats the reason she screams all the times, STDs are even in the World of Warframes a real thing.

#2 – Oberon

Oberon is the King of the Faries and the Forest he Protects, therefore he didnt shaved it once in his lifetime, to habe his own pubic forest. He is truly in touch with nature and would never go against it.

#1 – Frost

Frost is clearly #1. His frostly abilities are directly from Vikings. Those known for their long beards (and also their pubics). With that said i imagin him having the biggest and densest pubics there are due to his cold nature.

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This finally concludes my long list. I think it’s a solid list, but I would love to hear constructive feedback on it and/or information that I may have missed. Also this post was inspired by a similar post made with Apex Legends.

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