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11 – Pathfinder

This one is a no brainer due to the fact that he is a robot and is seemingly incapable of growing hair to begin with.

10 – Octane

Octane is all about speed and will do anything to be faster (i.e. Drug use and sawing off his own legs). Because of this, I believe he would take measures such as shaving off all of his ball hair in order to be as aerodynamic as possible.

9 – Bangalore

Bangalore comes from a millitary background, meaning that she must be capable of sufficiently and efficiently caring for herself. This would include keeping her pubes prim and proper in order to sustain good hygiene

8 – Mirage

Mirage is known to be a fan favorite due to his charming looks and witty quips. While not directly stated in-game, Mirage defenatly has sex on the daily with said fans. I can not picture someone who has generated such a lisztomania-like crowd reaction having untamed pubes as it would likey impact his sexual charm. Due to my belief that Mirage would put his charming nature ahead of his pubic hair, he gets the #8 spot.

7 – Crypto

Ok this one might be a little controversial, but I think Crypto is pretty clean down there. One could argue that due to him being a wanted fugitive he would be constantly on the run and thus have no time for shaving. However I would argue that since Crypto boasts alot of tattoo, he is no stranger to showing off his body at points in his life. Unfortunately in our day and age, pubic hair is considered unsightly so I would think that he would keep it tidy down there between hacking and running from the police.

6 – Gibraltar

Gibraltar appears to be a Pacific Islander. Pacific Islanders have very little body hair due to the naturaly warm climate of their homeland. That being said, Gibraltar does strike me as man who would grow it out as much as he can in order to establish a primal dominance over other smaller and weaker competitors in the Apex Games. However, his genes do not give him much to work with so he only would take the #7 spot as there are much more inherently harry legends on the roster.

5 & #4 (Tie) – Lifeline and Wraith

There is not a lot to go on and I believe both Wraith and Lifeline could go either way. I would love to hear some other takes on this, but for now I will put them between the people I think are keeping it clean and the free spirits.

3 – Caustic

Caustic is a cold and callus sociopath devoted to his nefarious research on toxic gas. I do not think it would be in his nature to be practicing this over-the-top villany while still having good grooming habits. Furthermore, one could make the arguement that he has subpar grooming habits due to his wild hairstyle and frequent coughing which would aid my hypothesis that he has some big ol’ pubes.

2 – Wattson

Wattson is from France

1 – Bloodhound

Bloodhound believes in the “Allfather” which is another name for Odin, a Norse god worshipped by who? Vikings that’s who. Furthermore, Bloodhound uses several Icelandic words in-game. Iceland was indeed a former breeding ground for Vikings which basically confirms that Bloodhound either has Viking DNA or is at least a huge Viking weeb. Vikings were notoriously harry evedent from there long and mighty beards they had. If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, then it probably has the pubic hair of a duck as well. If you are still not convinced, Bloodhound is an avid hunter capible of expertly tracking prey and befriending animals (or at least ravens). Someone who has these skills must truely be in touch with nature. This means that Bloodhound would probably enjoy acting with the flow of nature instead of going against it. Since shaving is technically unnatural, I can totally see Bloodhound sporting some serious pubes.

This concludes my list. I think it’s a solid list, but I would love to hear constructive feedback on it and/or information that I may have missed. Also Mods please don’t permaban.